Itachi's Potential Sex Life?

So, I just found a canon-verse Naruto fic in which Uchiha Itachi was described, as, no lie, a “sex god.” This struck me as wildly funny, for the following reasons. Cut for images so I don't break your browser...

( YMMV, none of the following images are mine, spoilers abound, Uchiha Itachi is a hot piece of man meat who you can portray any way you choose, okay here we go: )